I started slagging all that tribal shit off today not noticing the chav in the other chair
was having a tribal band done round his arm. Had to backtrack a little bit and point out my shit one that is being covered up. Thanks btw!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:06, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You should have just dealt with him the same way you did the last guy who crossed you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O59ruk5AtzA
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Brilliant!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

you say that but drunk one evening and dicking around with my mates we started
wrestling and I clotheslined my mate J then peoples elbowed him and broke his rib. No more playfighting.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I maintain to this day he shouldn't have tried to double drop kick me from behind.
A) it was a cheap shot
B) he had no chance of knocking me down in the first place
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

A while back, a few of us were pissing round on a trampoline
One of them tried to spear me, I caught the impact, leaned down, picked him up so he was upside down...and dropped him on the top of his head. Hurt him a bit more than I was intending to, whoops!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

it's always fun until someone wimps out.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I am considering getting a bouncy castle for my next birthday
I have a feeling we're all going to end up quite badly injured...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Do it man, it will be epic, we had pugel sticks and sumo at my 28th
was hilarious.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Shall keep an eye out, see where I can hire one from.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

A mate and I were pissed-up playing sumo and he broke my rib.
Fucking agony that. Well, the next day it was.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

but until then you were having fun?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I was having fun yeah, til I woke up the next day on the floor and it hurt to breathe or move or exist.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I've had bruised ribs, that was bad enough
So I feel for you, oof!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Another friend was telling me about his four broken ribs on one side and two on the other.
I've never had so much sympathy for another human being, except that one guy who was circumcised as a teenager.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Jesus christ, what happened?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Car crash.
Or they chopped his foreskin off. Mix 'n match.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I glanced at that and thought
"fuck, how does a car crash chop off your foreskin?!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Well that was a couple of interesting minutes on google.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)

He was betrayed by Judas Iscariot
and executed by the Jews. Luckily he ascended into heaven three days later so it's not all that bad.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

LTI

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)