Al's making a gay sex joke.
He's suggesting that Darth gets his arse regularly pierced by steaming hot manmeat.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It's funny because, although Darth is a heterosexual involved in a long term relationship with a hot woman
because he has a slightly effeminate hair cut and engages in a hobby which many people would view as "girly" we like to pretend that he is actually a homosexual who hasn't yet "come out"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Nearly two years of b3ta conditioning are forcing me to scan this for veiled insults
It appears that Al has written a decent and honest appraisal of me.

I sense an LTI in your future, Mr thegeordie.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Fuck that shit, you looked yet?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

an LTI?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

A job driving a black cab?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Leave The Internet
Being nice to me is in direct contravention of the laws of B3ta.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Haven't you heard Darth
I'm a non conformist, I do crazy shit that nobody my age should do, I grow vegetables and sometimes ride a bike, I say things on here that I wouldn't say to peoples faces (apparently). I'm a dangerous rebel.

I care not for your "rules of b3ta".
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*steps back*
OK, OK, whatever man, just don't hurt me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

*takes rapid step forward, stopping just short of Darths face*
*stares*

*breaks into grin*

*chuckles, shakes head and walks off, swinging leather jacket over one shoulder*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)