This UCAS clearing lark is a nightmare.
It's my back up if my uni don't let me switch courses (and it's sounding increasingly unlikely that I'll be able to despite being told otherwise for ages), York Uni's clearing line has been engaged for hours.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What are you looking to study?

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

it's what are you looking AT
and his name is Barry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Yes, 'studdy' is just his nickname at those Vauxhall chutney clubs he frequents these days.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Marketing or Management preferably.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I see. Working towards affording a better class of prositute then?

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Eventually I want to be a knobhead director at some big company. Fuck being a doctor or scientist and helping people.
And seeing as all knobhead directors have high class brasses and coke dealers on speed dial, I suppose the answer to your question is an emphatic yes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Is there any way you can automatically redial engaged numbers?
I'm about to lose the plot here.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)