I'm thinking a liquid lunch
with Ian Bell and Kevin Pietersen providing the entertainment.

Yes, before anyone else says it, these are my friends Ian and Kevin who coincidentally happen to share their names with cricketers. They will be responsible for not only entertainment, but the mineral-rich liquid as well, as they jizz repeatedly down my willing throat.

Click "I like this" if you'd prefer to fill in the blanks yourselves in future.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I like the lack of effort that you providing the jokes provides
but I feel after a while we might come to miss the ability to use our own imaginations.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I figured that catering to the lazy was my likeliest road to CLICK PARADISE
You could always invent a new meme. Ooh, let's do that anyway. Who needs the piss taking out of them?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Meh,
Everyone here has already had the piss taken out of them. We need some new blood Darth. How can we encourage new people to come and post here?

Interesting people mind, not lonely virgins like "the luggage"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Marketing campaign
Maybe put some adshots out during the breaks in Celebrity Big Brother. That's the crowd we're aiming for, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Yeah, that sounds reasonable.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

The tricky part will be getting them to stick around
FreeFair was brilliant entertainment value, but ran away scared by one little incredibly vivid, worryingly detailed gay porn story involving him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Ah, my proudest moment.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

You really need to get out more mate
It was awesome, to be fair
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I wrote it from my works computer.
And thanks!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)