Christ, no offence mate
but is she a cardboard licker or what? No meat, no spice, no bread...is there anything she CAN eat?
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

She's actually a robot
Built by foxy as a clever ploy to cover up the whole gay thing. He hasn't mastered the art of fake intestines yet though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

How the fuck those Cylons got the intestines so convincing I will never know

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

There was an interesting fan theory that
becoming a cylon was a STD. Makes sense when you think about it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Hmm
I won't go into too many reasons why I doubt this for fear of being spoilerific for those as yet unblessed, but how come there were only 12?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm not sure Ronald D Moore ever explained the restricted number... I mean, why not more?
Although I know why there is a number gap between six and eight.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

You've got a good memory, I didn't even mention that she's coeliac
Serious answer (feel free to skip) - luckily she's a very good cook and has mastered making tofu and cabbage taste of food. I'm not even kidding.

Obvious joke answer - COCK LOLOLOLOLOL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

That's a bland diet.
She must fart like a goodun'.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

That's not ALL she eats!
I was using them as an example of her cooking prowess. Anyone can make mushrooms taste good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Fuck mushrooms.
Seriously. There is nothing right about something that is kept in the dark and fed on shite.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Poor Elizabeth Fritzl :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Arf!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)