I don't care if it's NSFW, there's no-one else here
Sadly the firewall does
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Only nine minutes more
pretending to work... Oooh, eight now. Nearly the witching hour... but have run out of tonic. What on earth can I have with my gin?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:53, Reply)

More gin. And some lime cordial and ice.
Gimlet ahoy!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:58, Reply)

I've only got:
orange juice,(formerly) fizzy mineral water and milk. Looks like it's going to be a Screwdriver minus the vodka but with a twist of gin.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Proper gangsta that, gin and juice. I like the way you roll.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Oh, is it?
Ah, well. There's my excuse, bruh. I've always found rum a more agreeable accompaniment to juice but we must move with the times, I suppose.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Ice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I would, Monty, I really would
but the ever-watchful eyes of my wife would quickly pick up on it and entirely fair (but nonetheless hurtful)accusations of alcohol-dependence bandied about.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)