Maybe she is confused.
She has probably been through rolls and rolls of Andrex without a hint of residue. And she is unaware that you've given her ring a 30,000 shit overhaul.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I think that backfired to be honest.
I thought "yeah this'll make it look like I know loads of out of the box stuff" when in reality she probably thought "he doesn't even know where my fanny is".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)

At least she didn't backfire during the event, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Metaphorically she has backfired all over me the past couple weeks.
*bursts into tears*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)

At least she didn't fart up your nose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)