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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:45, 143 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
How is your cancer?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Itchy.
How is your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I have to do a 3000 word assignment by 5:30pm tomorrow.
It's only eight months overdue.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
What are you studying?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Being a fucking lazy cunt by the looks of things
Eight months Jeff! Eight fucking months!
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I'll be honest I completely forgot about it, got a letter from uni a couple weeks back saying my pass this year was deferred.
Due to not doing that assignment my mark in the relevant module was 35%, I got 59% overall (first year) so I think it's quite harsh. Still I'll plod on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
And if you really fuck up you can always fall back on a PGCE and go into teaching.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
anyone indeed?
What for? Naked lactulose wrestling?

You pervert.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Good evening Catomiagi.
Barry has been a lazy cunt. Why not have a go at him.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Good evening Jeff
I'm saving all of my nasties up for a spoecial occasion.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I am sitting on a kerb in edinburgh
the show I'm going to see doesn't start for another hour, my friends have gone home and I don't have any money to go and sit in a bar or something. Oh, and tennis boy is in a right strop as well. Sigh.
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Is TC with you?
Why not get him to go and buy you a drink. Also, why show are you going to see?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
no he isn't, and that's part of his problem
he's at home bored, and has decided this is my fault. jerk. see below for show.
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Sorry berk.
I'm sure he is only full of sad because he misses you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Hmm
he does it fairly often - rings me and says he's bored, pooh-poohs all the ideas I come up with to make him less bored then tells me I'm rubbish. I'm sure he's mostly joking but it really upsets me, so I hung up on him and now he's not returning my texts. He really is an utter knob sometimes.
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Well don't send him anymore texts then.
That'll learn him.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I'll cave first, I always do
I never stay mad long enough to get a proper sulk on. But my battery is about to die, so I can't really text him tonight anyway.
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Well don't be wasting time on here.
What if you need your phone for an emergency call!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Then I'm fucked
at least til I get back to the hostel and charge it. They're letting people in to the venue now so at least I'm not outside freezing my tits off.
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)
*Feels relieved for your tits and that they'll be staying attached*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:43, Reply)
it's a good thing
i've not enough to be sparing any to hypothermic loss.
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:48, Reply)
What road? What kerb? What show? What venue?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Do what!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
How do Do-It-All do it?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
If only we knew it. How Do-It-All-Do-It...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
You can bet...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
We'd be doin' it as well!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Wasn't that monty's problem? He did know how to do it all...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I had him down as more of a Kwik-Fit-Fitter.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I'm going to see
Mr B the gentleman rhymer at the voodoo rooms at 11. I'm sat outside a mcdonalds, on a road off princes st. Why, are you in edinburgh?
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Mr B is boss. I saw him yeeeears ago in a lovely burlesque in Liverpool.
No, but we were there a couple of weeks ago. Holyrood 9A IS boss if you can scrape together the price of a Coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
*jealouses*
We should go to another burlesque thing. One where you're allowed to masturbate though not like that rubbish one we went to.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
You're a knob!
I'm giggling though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Speaking of burlesque
I have recently been made aware of the artist known as devil doll. Very sexy voice, that lady.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I shall check her out...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
It is a measure of the level at which I esteem her
That I actually bought, as in paid money for, both her albums on itunes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Ace, i'm glad t hear it
I may be skint but my hostel and trainfare are paid and i'm going to have a total blast.
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)
You are indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Edinburgh, Edinburgh, Edinburgh!
It's full of bars and restaurants and comedy and westies and shiiiiiite.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Oh man, there were Timothies EVERYWHERE yesterday,

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
And english people. And scottish people who aren't scottish enough for glasgow.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Scottish violent/drunk/dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
True dat
Alcoholic religious bigoted never-shutting-up bastard weegies.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
it's a lovely city and i'll not hear a word against it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Coz u iz nailz

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Shite
Hole
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Go to Holyrood 9A (awesome bar)
and try to con someone into buying you a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I was going to tell her to go there but realised she has no money

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
See
I came up with a plan too. You're a woman so should have known about that one.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I have never done that.
Nana Maggie would be so disappointed in me.
Her life's work was to con drinks out of men.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I have had more drinks bought for me by girls than I've bought drinks for them.
*pouts*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Well done Barry.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)
I roll that one out all the time.
When in reality I've bought a girl a drink once and had three bought for me. It sounds less impressive that way, so I don't say it that way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
It's still true.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
And look how far it's got me with the womenfolk.
Fighting them off with a stick. Or not.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)
No more with the redhead?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)
I messaged her about Pulp in a couple weeks.
No reply. Quite pissed off she didn't even get back to me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:11, Reply)
People are fickle.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Maybe she is confused.
She has probably been through rolls and rolls of Andrex without a hint of residue. And she is unaware that you've given her ring a 30,000 shit overhaul.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I think that backfired to be honest.
I thought "yeah this'll make it look like I know loads of out of the box stuff" when in reality she probably thought "he doesn't even know where my fanny is".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)
At least she didn't backfire during the event, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Metaphorically she has backfired all over me the past couple weeks.
*bursts into tears*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)
At least she didn't fart up your nose.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
sadly not.
I had budgetted for the weekend, but badly it seems.
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Can you not order a drink, then root in your purse, then count your coppers, then exclaim that you've lost a twenty pound note,
then cry and see who'll take pity on you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I'm really not very good at that sort of thing
I don't look sweet and innocent and woeful enough, and I can't act worth a damn.
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Or think of a drink that would have cost you twenty quid!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I bet swipe could think of a few

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
But I'd imagine she wouldn't be sitting on the roadside in Scotland waiting for a show to start.
So this point doesn't really help out our friend berk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
I just wanted to join in, jeff. Why all the mean?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
But berk is suffering b3th.
For god sake. Won't someone think of the children!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)
The worst is when girls ask for tabs in smoking areas cos they think blokes will just say yes.
I always reply "sorry, you're not fit enough for me to warrant giving you one". Smooth or what.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Alternative answer: "Sure, that'll be 30p."

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
You should take out a packet of Lamberts, just for the ugly clunge.
That'll put 'em in their place.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
For tennis?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Well, fuck yous all.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I just didn't fancy playing tennis.
Alright TRAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Hahaha
No-one wants to talk to the weegielover.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Fuck you, dole scum.
Where's my money?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Yeah, it's still my todo list.
I'd feel bad if you hadn't taken over a year to sell my Sega Nemesis.

I'm no longer unemployed, I'm a contractor.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)
*Acknowledges another contractor*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)
woop woop

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)
woo woo.
Ahh... The joys of fairly good money, but no job security...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Have you had a gmail from a strange woman?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)
I'm not biting

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Ok, have you had it, or, like my first attempt, has it gone to someone with a similar name?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Hahaha, fail
Yeah I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I've blocked him.
I don't want to know if he loves me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I'll send you the bill for my overdraft charges then, shall I?
What are you contracting?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:01, Reply)
Roota.
Being a 'contractor' is modern parlance for 'pimp'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Why do you think I'm doing the pier bash? I want to expand my empire.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Are you going to offer me a spot on your books?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Possibly.
I'll need you to complete an application form. Based on that, it depends on how much I can charge for your services.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)
will I need to bring any special equipment?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Not unless you are comfortable using it on a regular basis.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:23, Reply)
I know.
Who d'ya think he's pimpin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)
His 'ride'!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Which brings me back to my link below.
IS that the Ghostbusters siren?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)
It might be.
It might not be.

Would you LIKE it to be?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Then it is.
There is clearly something weird. In your neighbourhood. I suggest you call....

GHOSTBUSTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:11, Reply)
LOUDER

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)

GHOSTBUSTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)
I'm afraid I couldn't possibly tell you.
On account of how I don't know what the Ghostbusters car sounds like.

But if it helps, I do like that song.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)
I ride this muthafucking beat like a traktor
That IS the Ghostbusters vehicle noise I can hear, isn't it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCivYv4HqiI
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Broken link.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
fixeddd

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Song of the day:
youtu.be/QHxc3e2TJXc
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I'm trying to get down with the kids here Baz!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)
The kids have moved on (or rather backwards) Roota.
Have a tune both you and Barry will love.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iD_qZ3hTDo
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)
God I love this.
Number one when I was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Karl Douglas was at number one when I was born with Kung Foo Fighting!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:31, Reply)
Mine was Gary Glitter - I love you love me love.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:35, Reply)
How apt.
Considering that Mr B3th has, effectively, nonced you. Given the age gap.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:36, Reply)
You have a point.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:39, Reply)
*Makes note, b3th can be pimped out to the more 'aged' clients*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)
I can get that at home!
Can I not have a bit of a change during work hours?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Okay.
I'll take 50% for your daytime client, and 60% off you for your evening client.

I include your husband in that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:51, Reply)
I hope you're not expecting to make your fortune...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:53, Reply)
Nah, just a free breakfast a couple of times a month.
But it ALL counts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:54, Reply)
now that
is a fuckin tune!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:29, Reply)
There is plenty more where that came from!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:31, Reply)
Too slow for me.
I honestly reckon this may be my favourite record in the world, I discovered it round my dad's on Friday. Definitely gonna nick his copy of it on vinyl: youtu.be/18i5ZOR6yTM
I defy ANYONE to listen to it and not be able to smile/start dancing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:33, Reply)
I raise you this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDkqz5C62SM
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:34, Reply)
I don't really like hip hop unless the backing beat is mellow/uplifting.
Like this youtu.be/9r5MzLsaVWc
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:37, Reply)
You like happy hip-hop!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vGpdM3qG84

It gets no happier than this! (Unless we are including MC Miker G and DJ Sven)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Aye that's the stuff
This is one of my favourites youtu.be/1ibjBdIXqUE
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:41, Reply)
I think you'll really like this Barry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_mLc03ydcQ
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:44, Reply)
That features on all of my Youtube playlists, even the non musical ones.
I have done twelve words of this assignment so far.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:46, Reply)
hahaha
You should make it the Nigerian Whites theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:46, Reply)
The FPI flag takes prominence over that one now.
Did I show you it?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:53, Reply)
I don't recall seeing it.
I've only seen the Fulham Youth one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:54, Reply)
It's a play on the Man United 'Champions of England, Champions of Europe' chant from a couple seasons back
a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298074_10150378410555120_649460119_10150493_1296529_n.jpg
How mint/daft is it eh.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:55, Reply)
Fantastic!
How many of you make up the Nigerian Whites?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:57, Reply)
I'd say a good fifty.
The FPI hold a far greater number, a load of us chipped in fifteen quid each for the above flag. Mine's 12ft and far too big as it is.....that one's 18 for fuck sake.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Are you active/represented at most games?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:59, Reply)
Not me by any stretch.
Did Villa at home last week and that'll be my last one for a while. I'd say there's only five at most away games a season where we all go, bedlam always ensues. There's always at least twenty or so of my circle of mates at an away game, but no one's really that arsed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:02, Reply)
Away games are always more fun than home games.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Home games are tres boring.
The only plus side is you can roll up when you want and there's always tons of people in all the pubs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:05, Reply)
Last time I went to Fulham there were fuck all pubs within easy access.
Bloody 'church ground'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:09, Reply)
Woo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4J-EVxMcd0&feature=related

I'm off to bed, night all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:50, Reply)

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