I found that when he went to Tibet to 'find himself', he climed a mountain by himself, and when he reached the top he found an old wise man...
... the old wise man told him "My child, you have climed the mountain, and for your trials and tribulations, I shall bespoe on you one piece of advice...." and before the old man could finish, Al said "Let me stop you right there, you are a wise old man on top of a mountain, you have given wisdom to the Daily Larma, you have taught emporas how to give peace to their land. You truely are a wise old man, and I have climed this mountain not to get advice from you, but to return your favour to this world.... next time you have a Cod'n'Chips, try having some HP Guinness Sauce with it". And with that, he climed down, leaving the wise old man to condomplate him. 3 months later a letter arived in the post, it simply said "Thank you /Wise Old Man".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I bet this bottle, of which you speak, is the only one you take into the shower, Gonz.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

This has reminded me to renew my subscription to the Daily Llama.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)