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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My wife went for one of thoseonly to be turned away as she was preganant, 'ealth and safety god mad!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:31,
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I believe it's something to do with the hormonesThe increased levels of progesterone will make her taste different. The fish will, of course, sense this and BITE HER FEET OFF BEFORE LEAPING OUT OF THE WATER AND UP INTO HER VAGINA TO EAT YOUR UNBORN CHILD.
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Wha?Are those fish able to smell gestating foetuses and capable of burrowing their way into the foot, travel up the leg and thence, the womb?
Are they foetivores?
Or are those fucking snake-oil selling Shylocks afraid that your wife was so massively bloated that she'd be completely incapable of stopping herself from falling in and drowning?
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Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:36,
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