Yes, prison.
More specifically, birching. Apparently all prisoners have PS3s and spend all of their time playing computer games.

I must be missing something here, because in the last prison documentary programme I saw, they seemed conspicuous by their very absence.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Needs MOAR birching.
And less Super Mario Cart or whatever it is the crims are gaming these days.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Oh bloody hell, not you too.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Not really.
Some of my best friends are criminals.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:50, Reply)

In fairness
My pal Hawkweye did about 4 years in Strangeways (manslaughter, if you're interested), and his review was:

'It's fookin brilliant in there. It's like being on't dole boot you don't have to get up to sign on. I met loads of top blokes too'

Lesson learnt there, then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:50, Reply)

On that review alone
I shall be picking Strangeways for my holiday next year.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:51, Reply)

It's simply tip-top, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Was this before or after his stint in Korea?
Also, don't you mean "tup blerks"?
( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:53, Reply)

'Tap blorks' I think is better for the Manc adenoidal twang.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Ah, I was going for Stoke.
Still, he's your mate, I'm sure you know better than me.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)

He is one of the funniest - and most horrendous - people I have ever met.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I guess Hawkeye doesn't look like Darth then?
Otherwise his testimonial would have been less favourable.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:54, Reply)

No, he is a fearsome crusty from Salford, third generation unemployed and hard as nails.
No-one would bum him, I would imagine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:55, Reply)

There should be a place where you can get scarred up before entering prison.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)

There is. It's called Salford.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:59, Reply)

You do know the oddest people.
I understand the bit about PS3s and whatnot. But birching? Seriously? The man is also a Sun reader, which speaks volumes.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:58, Reply)