And if we don't do it right, then, gosh darn it, we'll do it again until it _is_ done right.
It's a Team Effort people, we all have our roles, please keep to them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There's no 'I' in team.
There are, however, two in 'jizz-fountain'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

there's no "I" in team
but there is a "me" in "reverse dutch steamboat"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

There is no "i" in team.
But there is a "Me" between "Lampers, Lusty, Fit Flatmate, 4 metre gap, Security Door, Al on guard at the security door, PA Speaker-system and then Monty, and a bag of distracting cola (or coke or whatever it is he likes)".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I love the idea of Monty being so entralled by a little baggie of smack
that he fails to care, or even notice, that his girlfriend is getting it on with a red haired porcelain skinned demi-goddess.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I've certainly never heard Gonz described like that before.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Is that a real thing?
I thought it was something the Daily Mash made up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

The "dutch steamboat"
is the practice of shouting mental right-wing shit during anal sex despite being very liberal. Ergo, the reverse dutch steamboat is shouting left-wing stuff despite being Sarah Palin.

Although, I'm not entirely sure it's not a case of "life imitates Mash"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

wait, what?
"OH YEAH BABY, YEAH HONEY, THE DISPROTION BETWEEN WEALTH AND CLASS IS AN ABOMINATION OF THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM, YEAH, YEAH... I BEILIVE PRISONERS IN HER MAGISTY'S PRISON SERVICES DESERVE A RIGHT TO A FAIR DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

It's a variant on a fairly old idea, Gonz.
I fucked Ann Coulter in the ass, hard

Almost certainly NSFW but only text. I should also point out it probably helps if you know who Ann Coulter is.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I'm starting to think you actually know everything in the world
Either that or you can bullshit with extraordinary conviction. Have you ever considered going on a BBC quiz show?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

little bit from column a), little bit from column b).

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

If you were told by Dermot Mulroney or whoever presents Eggheads nowadays
that you'd answered a question wrong, could you argue him to a standstill and claim the point?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

probably not.
Also, your sig - Is it a sign that I'm officially old that I was just thinking "why didn't he just put Chris Broad, he's more famous anyway?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Yes
Also, I believe that Broad Jnr will be a mainstay of this all-conquering England team for the next five or six years at least. I am futureproofing my sig.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

In all seriousness, Mighty Badger is the most clever man I've ever meet.
And when I consider people 'clever', it's not just what they know, but what they do with it, and how they handle their greatness (eg, you get some real bods out there who can't order a round in a pub, despite their superior knowledge of 'molecular shakesperian subcontext theories' or whatever, and therefore, aren't actually that smart, in my books).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I meant like drinks spills
like if you got a bit over enthusiastic and swung leg over like _that_, and then you didn't see the bottle of lucozade on the coffee table, and it got knocked and spilled on the floor, well, you'd need someone to clean that up or it could pose a risk of someone slipping and if they were in _that_ position they could easily pull a muscle if they slipped.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Yop goes off pretty quickly, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah, it'll stain your rug too.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Kenga From Big Brother styleé ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)