Holy shit. Is my face red!
Sorry you guys - I totally didn't realise!

But don't keep me hanging. Post the links to your better stories. I'd love to read them.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:30, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

GOOD ONE
That told us! Oh man, wouldn't it be funny if we had somebody on /OT who is being published by an actual publishing company that print all books and that for money and who isn't beakering every week or so when they get a few lines posted on an internet forum?
( Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

But you know, this is totally about us feeling inferior to your AMAZING LITERARY SKILLS
and not because you keep on posting about your asinine tripe on here week in, week out without so much as a by your leave, a please or thank you, or even any sort of acknowledgement to the people that do abuse themselves by reading your shit.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Fuck off back to mumsnet

( Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Ooooooooooooooooh someone's UPSET

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Seriously though, now that you're a published author I have a new found respect and admiration for your published and indeed unpublished works, and for you as a creative individual.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Hang on a minute
We have to have written better stories to be able to comment on yours?

I don't think that's how this works.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

No, I think it is
That's why he's not replying to us, he feels unqualified to retort until his nation's cricket team have claimed three innins victories in one series on foreign soil
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Your cricket team are fucking shit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

hoorah
a response. it's not the linking or the story, it's the arrogance of putting the link there and then just fucking off...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)