my strides always fall down
because i have no fucking arse for them to hang on. and people what go oh rose get a belt and sort your life out can get to fuck because i can winch those bastards in all until i create megamuffintop and crinkles but id still have no arse

i dont know where im going with this
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

NO TO BELTAGE
You're damn right it makes muffin tops.
But this is entirely different. You're not showing all your undie waistband as if we're impressed by a bit of sweatshop sewing and some elastic.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:53, Reply)

theyre fuck all to write home about
a multi-pack of brazilian things from sainsburys. no skids though. and that fucking counts for something dont it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)

You're dead fussy about knickers.
I would walk home in last night's knickers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)

lawl i just found our fb postings about our fucking drawers
priceless
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

MARY

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)