I don't know
Is this some sort of abstract cry for help?

Cooking is tricky. Pushing the hoover round isn't tricky. It's tedious, and not intrinsically rewarding but it hardly requires any application of mental dexterity.

I find it easy, anyway.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

haha, no
the whole domestic thing is just not something i can get my head round for some reason.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)

This sounds like
An on-line attempt to justify and aggrandise a fundamental case of procrastination.

GET OFF YOUR ARSE AND HOOVER THE HOUSE YER LAZY BLEEDIN' MINX.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I think the hoover's broken

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I think it's probably hibernating.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)

it would be rude to wake it then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I heard that it was getting better.
Well, 'picking up' at any rate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)

That sucks

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)

it was a vacuumous pun

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:38, Reply)

He's dyson with death

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

He's just some blow-hard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)