I did join the face of book a few years back and used it for a few month.
I then found out that it is just a selection of twats talking about taking their kids of parties and making cup-cakes, so I stopped using it.

Have you made a profile for your dog?

I bet you thought about it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He doesn't have a person profile
but there is a 'dogbook' application for setting up dog profiles. I think I updated it twice in about four years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Or 14 years in dog terms.
You really don't care for your dog. I'm sure in 14 human years, more would have happened that, 'went for a walk' and 'had a tin of chum with some biscuit in it'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Is there really?
I might put the boys on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Yep.
It's an app that goes down the side of your page. However, I have seen friends who's dogs have actual person profiles.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

They'd be on as a pisstake
I don't subscribe to facebook.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)

what for?
surely all the statuses would be 'woof'?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)