A girl from Winchester
went round my mate Andy’s after school one day, and there was a pair of skiddy pants on his bedroom floor.

‘It’s not shit, it’s chocolate’, he lied – and to ‘prove it’ picked them up and licked the skid.


Stunned poster knows this chap, he's now a successful businessman who lives in the West End.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:13, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Wellgroomedwookiee told me a story about a mutual acquaintance of ours which sounds worryingly similar

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

His nickname became 'chocpants'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

It's almost like Monty just makes up his stories all the time.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I haven't the imagination to fabricate these yarns.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

You're on the wrong website mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Yes of course, because everybody rubs chocolate into their undies

( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

How do you know it wasn't chocolate?
Did you lick them too?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Apparently it was without any doubt whatsoever a massive streak of poo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Apart from that obviously being quite a disgusting length to go to just to reduce the embarrassment
Did it not occur to him that, if she believed him, she might wonder why he had been eating chocolate out of his underpants?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

He's a little dim.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)