"stop fancying wankers, you fucking idiot"
this answer to number 2.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

She really has picked some wankers
Which is why I had to lie. The back-up response is obviously "all men are wankers" which is even worse.

I went with "I don't know, you're just unlucky" or some such, which was a lie because I know perfectly well that many of the traits she likes in a man are omnipresent amongst wankers.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I really think you should consider being honest.
I mean, it's unlikely to help, but at least she might understand better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

this
plus it feels good to stick it in peoples faces when they're being stupid
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I see where you're coming from
but I have to live with her. And I know her, she needs a bit of a wallow before the brutal truth will even be heard, let alone tolerated.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)