The difference being that Monty can't help being broke.
I (wrongly) assumed that you could control your urge to flaunt yourself up and down saying "Look at me people, you can say anything you want about me, just don't ignore me, please."
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:36, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Erm.............Monty can help being broke.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Monty *is* helping being broke.
OK, that didn't really make sense. You know what I mean.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Yes, you mean Monty is doing his best to further the cause of "being broke"
though calamitous financial management.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

In the long term, I agree.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Turns out you were right
Because I have no interest in talking to you any further
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Darth, get off your high horse and start being fun again
you're terrible when you get your knickers in a twist.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

*untwists knickers*
You were more fun when you had a big red moustache and were having your plans for world domination foiled by a speedy blue hedgehog
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

HA!
Brilliant, I didn't see where that one was going until you mentioned the hedgehog.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I did wonder if anyone would get it
Then I remembered who I was replying to :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)