You've slept with as many B3tans as I have humans

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:52, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i don't know which of us should be more depressed by this statement
mind you, one of them was so unbelievably shit that i don't count him on my "list". so really it's only 2.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Quality not quantity darling
Yes, once again my stock response is "Ms Foxtrot"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

believe me
some men have neither
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I wouldn't know*
*I would know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

you realise this basically states that you fuck animals, mate?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

are you talking to me or him?
in the context of b3tans it could be either
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

him
as in ".... then I have humans" does rather have a subtext that he's fucked non-humans. I've extrapolated that to animals as I'm not an idiotic teenage girl so I am fully aware that there, are for instance, no such things as vampires
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Anything to push up the magic number, Badger
Mmm... badgers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

best of all the stripey sex toys.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Er, yeah, sex toys
I meant sex toys.

What are you doing later?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

i never did get the darth is gay meme

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

This has nowt to do with being gay
I'm not interested unless he's actually a badger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Wow, that was a very unisex comment.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)