Cheers.
Christ, what an arsehole.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:45, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

yes
yes he is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)

In the interests of impartiality
from the same thread:

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post963191
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)

this was sarcasm dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I don't know, it was posted a fair while after the rest of the posts.
But whatever, just pointing it out. I don't care one way or the other about this spat.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)

yeah because posting something hours after everyone else has left the building is a genuine and open way to say sorry
oh no wait. that would be posting a new thread where people might actually see it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Please don't attempt to suggest what I mean when I post.
You simply do not have the brain capacity.

For the record, that was a genuine post, and further for the record, although it is no business of yours, I gazzed Gonz with a sincere apology for my abusive post.

And for an even further record, my back garden is fucking huge, contains many thousands of pounds worth of plants, trees and landscaping, has an amazing fucking pergola that I can hang my EXPENSIVE hammock from and two, yes, two seating areas.

Oh, and my tits are amazing as well!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)

you can try but
you just can't polish a turd.

edit - jesus, your kids get it worse than your animals. who the fuck thinks it's ok (i) to steal benefits; and (ii) to use their child to do so..... christ i hope your dumbass wife cheated on you and the kid isn't yours, no way should genes like this be allowed to carry on into the future!

(continued from previous shameful admission of fraud) "During this time i also managed to convince the University Access Fund to pay me several thousand pounds in free hand outs. The trick with that one was to bring my rather beautiful 3 year old boy with me to the assessment interview, and clear my bank account out till it was ball deep in overdraft. The female interviewer barely glanced at my file and instead coochy coo'd at my young son before resolutely writing a cheque for the maximum hand out available"

what a total and utter wankshaft you really are!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Freemoneylolz
Yes, thanks for the reminder. One of my finer moments. Just clarify, I had no option but to take my beuatiful son with me as my GORGEOUS wife was teaching at Uni, and I was looking after him on the days I wasn't at Uni. The same days I had to schedule the fund appointments for. A handy quirk of fate, and one that enabled me to buy EXPENSIVE stuff.

Gotta love University access funds!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

you honestly think this puts you in a good light and makes you a good father?
marvellous. my work here is done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Woh', that's actually abhorrent, because of your fraud someone else had to go without.
If this is true, you are actually what is wrong with this country, why people who deserve benfits struggle, because other people think the world owes them a free ride.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:46, Reply)

tip of the fraudulent iceberg in that particular post, dude
he won't answer now though, he's gone to lick his remaining cat's arsehole i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:48, Reply)