Well, the thing is, and I didn't want to be the one to tell you.... but you know when you live with a girl.....
... well, they have, erm.... issues.... like they want you to use the toilet brush and get upset if you don't wipe the bit above the rim but under the seat.... Nononon, don't get me wrong, they're nice to live with, it's just that, if you spill some sweet'n'sour sauce down your chest as you sit in your underpants watching hollyoaks, they really don't like it if you mop it up with a finger and then lick your finger before scratching that sweaty bit between your balls and your legs.

Living with a bloke though? .... not, an, issue.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I hate to break it to you, but I've been living as a fully-fledged independent single man for the past decade
and I've had my daughter living with me for the past two and a half years. I'm entirely domesticated and use the toilet brush probably more often than she does, especially considering the scale of my manly man-dumps.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)