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I have microwave mac cheese and 20gb left on my monthly allowance.
What do you have?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:42, 248 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

An insatiable thirst
and an extremely messy kitchen.

I have never seen microwave mac cheese
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Well there are a whole bunch, store-brand, Tesco finest one is pretty good
but my go-to one is a packet own-brand mac cheese, add milk, butter, boiling water and microwave for a bit. It's cheap and cheerful and tastes slightly like a good mac cheese.

What're you doing with yourself these days?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Looking for jobs
brushing up my C.V. etc. Sad times. I'm tempted to buy a lottery ticket.

I don't think I've ever had mac cheese to be honest. It sounds very American
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Macaroni cheese is divine.
White sauce, add cheese and seasoning, add cooked pasta, stick it in a dish, grate cheese on top, black pepper, grill for five mins, done.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I trust you
but I'll probably avoid sounds calorific
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)

It truly is, it's probably 35% fat at best.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:55, Reply)

I put onion and bacon in mine
I only make it about once a year for fear of dying a cheese-based death.
(berk, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)

But what a way to go.
I sometimes put garlic, sweetcorn and fried chorizo in mine, using the chorizo oil as a replacement for some of the butter in the white sauce. GOD DAMMINT MY MOUTH IS WATERING NOW ARGH
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)

You can get Chorizo oil?
OMG I want this.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I dunno, but loads is released when you fry it and I use that to make up part of the white sauce.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Oh I see.
Meh, less impressed now. I have very high standards for stuff I have to have.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I think he means the oil
that comes out of the chorizo when it's being cooked. I really fancy some chorizo now though..
(berk, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Yeah, small-dice and fry the chorizo first then use the oil as a butter replacement.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Totally not impressed
I thought you could get an actual bottle of chorizo infused oil. If you could get that I would be totally impressed.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I spent £15 on dinner tonight, a bit of a take away, and it's lovely, I'm enjoying it.
But, now you've all mentioned this, I would have prefered some pasta stired through chorizo, sundried toms, garlic and pinquat peppers. Which would have cost me nothign 'cus I've got everythign I need for that. And would save me buying lunch tomo. And been healthier. And it would have been almost as quick.

I'm going to do food-threads more often around the time I'm hungry and at home.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Start them around half-five or six and you'll get some interest from the stragglers I reckon.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Sweet, although I'm normally traveling at that point.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I think it needs the crunchyish top, you can add panko breadcrumbs for that, I love cheese when it's gone brown and crispy.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Brown and crispy cheese is the best.
I like making parmesan crisps, they're the fucking tits.
cheese.about.com/b/2009/04/13/parmesan-crisps.htm
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Waveron.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:55, Reply)

CHEVRON

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I poured too much soy sauce into my
- Salt'n'Pepper Squid, Small sweet'n'sour sauce, prawn toast, crabmeet'n'swetcorn soup.
- V energy drink
- a fist full of pills
- A fire in my heart
- a girl who I think maybe possibly hopefully maybe likes me, who I like a lot. A real one. I don't think it's in my head. She has a kid, which I don't really mind, in fact, I think I quite like, it's not a baby anymore which means I skip out all those dull years. Not saying that I'd be a step father or anything like that, we haven't even been out on a date yet.
- a spare room coming up pretty soon if you want to uproot your entire life and move in with me (the point is open to the whole floor).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:52, Reply)

If I'm going to uproot my entire life any time soon, it's more likely to be to go and live in Australia than move in with you.
If things go tits-up with her I'd quite like to keep you in as a backup though yeah?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Well, the thing is, and I didn't want to be the one to tell you.... but you know when you live with a girl.....
... well, they have, erm.... issues.... like they want you to use the toilet brush and get upset if you don't wipe the bit above the rim but under the seat.... Nononon, don't get me wrong, they're nice to live with, it's just that, if you spill some sweet'n'sour sauce down your chest as you sit in your underpants watching hollyoaks, they really don't like it if you mop it up with a finger and then lick your finger before scratching that sweaty bit between your balls and your legs.

Living with a bloke though? .... not, an, issue.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I hate to break it to you, but I've been living as a fully-fledged independent single man for the past decade
and I've had my daughter living with me for the past two and a half years. I'm entirely domesticated and use the toilet brush probably more often than she does, especially considering the scale of my manly man-dumps.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I'll tell you what I don't have
Boiled cabbage. You failed to lure me to my death earlier Monty and co.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Damn, that's what you get for revealing your dastardly plans on a public forum.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)

hehe
does mean that he's looking out for the boiled cabbage thing when we're planning all the alternative stuff
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I hope so, a cunning ruse to put him off the scent.
Or hide the scent behind the stench of boiled cabbage.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Revealing your plans in front of me again
Fools!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)

revealing that you know our plans in front of us again
Fool!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)

the creeping realisation
that I am likely to buy a house in the next 6 months.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I'm somewhat jealous, but I'm resigned to spending the rest of my life in rented accommodation.
I'm not sure what the draw is of the property ladder.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)

ditto
i'll never be able to afford a mortgage or have the job security to make it a good idea to get one, unless I end up working in the nhs. which I may well end up doing in a few years for exactly that reason, the only problem being that it will bore me rigid. ho hum.
(berk, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

well I don't know if I like the idea
I don't like the feeling of things being so permanent. Anyway, between new job, damp rented house and houses round here being a lot cheaper than I thought, now, it's looking like a sensible option. I'm not used to taking sensible options. It scares me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I couldn't decide whether I preferred owing or renting
so I do both
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broadsword, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Buy a place, rent it all out, make sure the rent covers the mortgage and leaves you with something in your pocket, use that property to get a mortgage of another one, do the same thing, ad-infium until you own buckingham palace.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

oh god, it's worse
I think I have to buy a new hoover :( You guys are all domesticated, which ones are less terrible
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Henry!
I dunno, I've only ever had cheap hand-me-down or second-hand vacuums. They usually do the trick. Check out freecycle or similar, or your local paper, there's bound to be a gem hiding somewhere.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I have cheesecake
and a longing for payday so intense that it has actually become a tangible thing.
(berk, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I have the same longing for cheesecake, now

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I would happily exchange the cheesecake
for it to be payday tomorrow rather than next week. I could just buy cheesecake tomorrow instead then, you see.
(berk, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)

you're a smart one and no mistake

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Ouch
I thought I was done eating today. See you later, I'm off to have second dinner.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

In other news a fellow b3tan posted this to facebook
and it looks awesome

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYrGIQnmxo&feature=youtu.be
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Ooooh so it does.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Is that the one with Ralph Fiennes in it?
I read about that in Empire, it looked very good, it's got Gerard Butler in it too doesn't it?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I think so yes
It looks absolutely ace
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Helloooo
My god it looks brilliant. I must've watched it about 10 times already.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:04, Reply)

Another new pair of oakleys, sea water in my stomach and another night in a field.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Have you got too fat to get into your house?
And you're having to bathe in the sea?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)

You have far too much money for a student.

(berk, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)

He doesn't need to buy food
as he mainly lives off his own stores of fat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I have Scream 4 on the 'puter
I tell you what I don't have though, and that is the luck of my neighbours, they have just been left a house by one of the guys clients (he's a gardener) who died recently. That's pretty sweet.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

That is.
I watched Scott Pilgrim for the first time last night, it's pretty fucking good.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I was a bit "meh" afterwards.
I mean, I enjoyed it, but I didn't think it was great by any means. But the bits with Culkin were funny.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

The whole film would be funnier if it was about the room-mate

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)

yes, it is
but it's almost completely lost on someone who isn't a geek, I discovered.
(berk, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

did you say you liked the band metric?
that song envy sings is well good, originally by metric, and since i liked it so much i listened to metric all morning
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I do like Metric yeah, I saw your post earlier and I didn't know it was by them but it's been a while since I've listened to them.
I'll put them on my mp3 player again.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)

a salad

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

a salad of cock?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

:(

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

why sad face?

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)

She once got dumped by a salad
It left her for some croutons and bacon bits.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

how insensitive to me

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

it's true
then when I went out with the pasta it wouldn't lettuce alone
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)

An enormous erection and a need for speed

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broadsword, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I have a rather long essay to do.
What makes it worse is I managed to phone the head of my department and ask if I could send off what I'd already done, and his response was "to be fair if you'd have sent it in I'd have accepted it, but now you know it's wrong and we know you know it's wrong, I can't". Fantastic!
Add to that the jacket I'd been saving up for for a while and bought last night is now out of stock (they emailed me this morning saying they'd refundeded me), and that Joey Barton is going to the club I most hate in the world, I also currently have a huge fucking strop on.
I think I might just fuck everything off and go to the pub.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)

The fact that you are in any way sad tha Joey Barton is leaving Newcastle
demonstrates what fucking moron you are.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Would you care to point out where in my post I said I was sad Barton was leaving Newcastle.
Because I can't see it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)

"and that Joey Barton is going to the club I most hate in the world, I also currently have a huge fucking strop on"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:26, Reply)

That has absolutely nothing to do with Newcastle though, does it darling.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)

So you're not sad that he's leaving Newcastle, but you are sad that he's going to a club you don't like
The fact that a club you hate is stupid enough to sign that rancid cunt should be a joy to you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I don't know why you keep suggesting I'm sad.
It is hard to put my dislike for Queens Park Rangers into words. And anything they do that will improve their chances of staying up, and signing Barton will improve their chances, gets me a bit riled. I couldn't give a monkeys what he does off the pitch, it's irrelevant to me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:32, Reply)

so you've gone from "huge fucking strop on" to "a bit riled"
Doesn't change the fact that you're too stupid to read the assignment question.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Stop taking things out of context.
The Barton thing alone gets me "a bit riled", the combination of the things in my original post has put me in a strop. It's not hard to grasp. I have no answer to your last comment because it was beyond daft of me, however this doesn't mean I'm not allowed to be annoyed at myself and the current situation. Are you always this much of a laugh?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:40, Reply)

So your coat isn't there, and Joey Barton is moving to another club, and you are upset.
You are upset because of the coat and Joey Barton. And the fact that you didn't read your essay question.

But partly Joey Barton, which covers the "in any way sad" part of my post.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I baked cookies for a man and cut them into the shapes of letters to spell t-bag me
and he said that was thoughtful of me
of all the possible responces, I did not anticipate that one
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:26, Reply)

So he didn't then?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)

nope
I cannot imagine why any guy wouldn't want his nutsack in my mouth
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Me neither.
He must be gay.

Or, maybe he had a sweaty ballsack and he wanted to be a gentleman but didn't know how to ask to use the sink first.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I had someone else give them to him
thankfully he's not someone I see often enough to feel awkward
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Is this the guy you're knobbing?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)

~~you're knobbing~~ who's dipping his balls in your mouth
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Would I sound like a slut if I said no?

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Would it make you feel good about yourself if I said yes?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:36, Reply)

No. But it wouldn't make me feel bad about myself.

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:39, Reply)

You're not a slut.
You can T-Bag a man while sleeping with another if you want. You could be a pole dancer too if you wanted, that would be super empowering.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

sarcasm detector exploding

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I'd totally explode my sarcasm detector all over you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)

in which case
may I commend you on your efforts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I think that this is hilarious and any guy who didn't find it so was a low down dirt bag.

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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

In fact I may steal the idea but substitute the wording to something else, but equally hilarious.

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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I was going to bake a cake and write it on the icing but a glass shattered nearby and some of it went into the mix

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:48, Reply)

thanks Beej :)

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Truefact!
He obviously doesn't have a sense of humour.
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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)

yeah, he was mooning all over my mate the other night and she has no interest in him, I've liked him forever
so I said fuck it
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Nice one.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:52, Reply)

took the heat off her for about a minute

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I feel like the more I write the more I sound like a coniving slut.
Truth be told, she's the one that took him the cookies.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Sluts are people who have sex with men for attention and kudos.
Women who love sex and let guys know that are hot.
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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I'm definitely not trying to brag about it, I've mentioned it all of twice here.
I genuinely like both guys, the guy I gave the cookies to has absolutely no interest in me, the other doesn't want a relationship. I'm perfectly comfortable with what I did.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I know hon. I'm telling you you're not a slut.

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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I know lovely, I felt like I had to just put it out there.

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I fucking love macaroni and cheese.
I had a small shop bought healthy Spanish omelette with salad and new potatoes and I'm still hungry.
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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I've gotta learn how to make a proper Spanish omelette, where's our resident lovely Spanish?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

At home rubbing her tummy I shouldn't wonder.
In fact I need to get to London soon to see her before the babby is born.
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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)

That picture of her and her belly next to the pool is stunning.
Fella's a lucky guy.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I no rite.

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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I'm not friends with her on facebook so I've not seen that.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Good a reason as any to FB her.

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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Too busy being all pregnant and stuff to talk to us now.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)

*ahem*
www.b3ta.com/links/Drunken_Scottish_Cooking_Spanish_Omelette
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I'm having a sort of lamb and bean stew thing.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I'm trying to eat heathy as much as possible which means the copious amount of wine I drink won't turn me into a lolfatty.

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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)

does this look like a badass enough robot to you?
direct.tesco.com/q/R.207-5707.aspx
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)

EVACUATE!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

if there were a dalek hoover
I'd not be as bored by hoovers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:32, Reply)

just had potatoes onion & savoy cabbage
in a buttered pan with garlic salt, freshly ground pepper, Worcestershire sauce and a little ground mace for 12 minutes, added some creme fraiche and white wine and cook for a couple more minutes. Mmmmmmmm.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Where the hell are you all
when I'm suffering from debilitating wistfulness and a deficit of attention? Come one people, say stuff!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Watch some Snog, Marry and Avoid

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

it's not that bad, yet
I saw that once. They make interesting people into cardboard cut out people, right and judge them until they conform
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I used that show to firmly embed the "less is more" message about makeup in my sprog.
Seems to have done the trick.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Doesn't work on zombies

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

No the interesting ones usually stay interesting.
It's the orange false boobed wannabees who are shown the error of their ways.
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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)

They're not interesting or unique really though are they?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)

*shrugs*
I've seen it once. People may not be truly unique - who the hell is when shopping is considered creative? - but it's what they chose to look like and that's it's own form of expression.

Or perhaps I just distrust anything that tells you you're wrong and should do things just like everyone else
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I know what you mean
but they all volunteer for the show and are quite clearly terrible attention-whores
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

It's okay, cavy, I'm here now!
I've been reading the day's exciting threads and wondering why we can't go a whole day without falling out with each other.

So how are you? I've had a particularly good day, which makes a nice change.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

oo, good news all round
I went into work for a meeting. The meeting went on, then there was another one and, it turns out I'm important now and there was tonnes of phone calls to return and shit to deal with. Then someone convinced me I need to buy a house, then i failed to fix my hoover.
It's all too grown up for me, b3th, too grown up by half
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Take it one day at a time, Cavy.
Start with buying a Henry.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)

why are henry's so great
is it just because they have a face?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Buy a Dyson and stick googly eyes on it.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

and a raygun

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

It's more that they're portable and storable, and quite powerful.
Ideal if you have a smaller house.

We have an upright Vax, which is designed to pick up animal hair. It blatantly doesn't, and I always end up using the hose thing and getting down to floor level anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

this is useful information
I though people just liked things with faces on

so, why was your day so good, and how will there be more great days?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I went to the opticians and ordered my new sexy librarian glasses.
I was able to add in a free pair of glasses, and they let me have ones taht weren't technically in the BOGOF offer. Then they gave me 1000 bonus advantage points because I sepnt over £100. This made me GLESS.

Then I went to my second Zumba class, and I didn't suck. I kept up with everything, and didn't need to go sit down and be sick.

/croissant
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)

ooh, well done
i guess your zumba is less 'exuberant wedding disco dancing' than the one I went to. The low point was The Birdie Song
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)

No, this seems to be a good class.
There are the usual generic Zumba tracks, but also some good pop stuff as well.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I'd have found it hard not to zumba the fuck out of the sound system.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I think we were in shock.
Why is my iplayer playing the McGuyver music? What the hell?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I love that music!
McGuyver was one of the most gorgeous men in the entire world.

And then he went and starred in Stargate, and made me love him even more.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Zumba looks ace.
The problem is my local class starts way after I finish work. Once I get home it's hard for me to motivate myself to get to a class. This is why I go to the gym instead.
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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I go with the daughter in law and teh grandkids.
Having someone to go with means I can't really back out.

I'm giving it one more go, then if I still like it, I'll invest in the wii game as well.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)

ah! hoover fail
why are there different types of henry hoover? the world is trying to defeat me!

/dramaqueen
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)

The green one is the Henry Hound
My brother in law has one, because he has dogs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)

that's some sensible marketing right there

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Isn't Zumba the president of South Africa?

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

If he is, he's a funky mover.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I'm back from football.
It was shit. The game spoilt a previously enjoyable evening in the pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)

that's football for you
how are you otherwise, sir?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Tired and with a sore back.
How is the Captain this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Any less sore than yesterday?
i'm OK, really. just wondering if I should put an ad on gumtree to see if any folky indie bands want a flautist.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:43, Reply)

You want to play the pink flutes in a Welsh folk band?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

a pinnk flute is a terrible euphemism
you only blow across a flute
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Sounds like you could do a JOB!
Why not though, if you fancy joining a band, advertise your skills!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)

yeah
I'll do it tomorrow when I don't feel like adding "...I'm a bit shit, by the way..." at the end
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Don't add that bit. Say you are really good.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I'll see if I can handle that another day
today is a slightly melancholy day.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Or dear, how come?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

It just is
you know, some days are just more melancholy and wistful than others
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I do Captain. I really do.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I saw you got spanked by Swindon
I thought of you and chortled with Premier League glee.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)

We got more than we deserved from the game.
If Swindon had a half decent striker, we'd have let in 6.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)

I have a nasty feeling that I got myself high on spray paint fumes
I do not like it and I'm hoping this joint I'm about to smoke makes it all better. *sadface*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Alright Banksy.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

you should definitely
try and counteract one mind altering substance with another.

what have you been painting?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I reckon he has been painting Rizla.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)

My cape
bought this army surplus rain cape a while bak to waer on my bikem but it was too heavy so I've decided it would be awesome for this festival I'm going to at the weekedn if it rains, soi've been jazzing it up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)

what paint have you been using that would be so full of fumes?
I'd have gone with acrylics, but I use those for everything

edit: also - pics?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)

car spraypaint from poundland

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)

that'll explain it, I guess
We always got high on evostick in the days when we'd all make larp kit together. That led to some interesting character backgrounds
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I thought /OT was broken
but you're all back. Hurrah.

Now I need to go to bed. Boobies to the lot of you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)

night night

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:57, Reply)

"fit as a butchers god"
dyslexics have much more interesting phrases. Discuss.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I remember going to a toga party and a dyslexic turned up dressed as a goat.*
*This may contrain traces of INTERNET FIBS.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)

As a dyslexic anarcho-socialist
I'm off to my bathroom with a hammer to smash the cistern
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)

anyone still up?

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:28, Reply)

i hate you all

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:32, Reply)

but you don;t care, coz your asleep.

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:38, Reply)

not asleep
was in the bath. Are you now totally chemically impairred?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:49, Reply)

I'm here, I'm queer, and I won't go away.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Finally the truth comes out!

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)

queer as in odd?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:56, Reply)

oh come on
no straight man cares that much for shoes.

or analingus
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:01, Reply)

I am, How are the paint fumes?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)

either they's got better or the schmoke has helped.

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:41, Reply)

glad to hear it
though I'm not sure if it's the smoke that's helped haha
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:03, Reply)

well, feeling better.
but eating pizza. this bodes not well,
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:10, Reply)

I have a cup of tea and an erection
these are not associated with one another
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:12, Reply)

don't point that thing at us

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:13, Reply)

fuck this fucking shit
it's time to fucking sleep, cunts.

good-twatting-nightm bitches
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:12, Reply)

nighnies!!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:13, Reply)

pyjamas

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:15, Reply)

what you up to you big commie twat you?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:15, Reply)

lying in bed, eating pizza
not much. and you?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:19, Reply)

sat on the floor where my power cord reaches...
means i face away from the tv, bit wierd or weird, i'm not sure reqlly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:23, Reply)

power cord for what?

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:25, Reply)

laptop...left it on earlier by mistake
and obviously iphone is out of battery
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:26, Reply)

nudity!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:18, Reply)

sw-eeeet!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:18, Reply)

it's easy to make
oneself popular
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:21, Reply)

oh yes please
you first.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:19, Reply)

all ready am. Yay netbook in bed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:20, Reply)

woo!
me too.

did this just get creepy?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:24, Reply)

yes
stop now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Oh man, i got naked as i felt left out!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:26, Reply)

it's like the late night naked club

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:28, Reply)

although one day
we should declare Naked Day on OT
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:27, Reply)

this might be a mixed blessing
for every B3th there's an Al.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:28, Reply)

best of all
the internet doesn;t have to have pictures
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:29, Reply)

THANK CHRIST
I look like white pudding having a fit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:31, Reply)

were you here for the mass flash wank?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:30, Reply)

no?
i think i'm glad of that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:31, Reply)

so you should be
*stares into the distance*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:32, Reply)

sorry
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:27, Reply)

hehe
you can't help it, it's you thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:31, Reply)

I know.
it as like a red rag to a bull. I swear I do this in person too, but people don't seem to find it creepy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:33, Reply)

you know i'm mostly winding you up, right?
...mostly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:35, Reply)

it's OK
you've actually met me so you know what a charming handsome bugger I am, it's the people who've not met me I worry about.

and amberl
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:38, Reply)

lol

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:41, Reply)

well, these people must think me odd.

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:44, Reply)

in the wrong way

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:48, Reply)

Ok any one that can do computers
if i hover over my 'wifi' icon bottom right a bubble pops up saying 65mbps...a quick speed test suggests 8mbps; why is my comp lying to me?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:25, Reply)

no
one is you wireless connection to your router, the other is your router's connection to the net.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:27, Reply)

are you saying i could pheasably (seriously, fuck knows how to spell that)
i could get 65mbps?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:29, Reply)

feasibly
thats an answer to spelling, not computer questions
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:30, Reply)

spelling has always escaped me...if i don't know how to spell it, then i can't spell it
edit: thanks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:31, Reply)

no.
long answer: the fastest ADSL connections as 24Mb (I think)sadly these are never really that fast due to the coper between you and the exchange. (I get 10Mb on a 24mb connection, on agood day, usually closer to 6). Cable offers faster and you tend to get what you pay for, but the fastest they offer is 40mb (I think, out or touch).
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:32, Reply)

fair dos, i expect less than i pay for
but why does the comp say 65mbps?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:33, Reply)

because thet's how fast your wireless card can connect to the network.
the network in this case includes (and may well be limiteded to) your router, which hes it's own 8mb connection ton the outside world.

if you like the tube from your lappy to the router is quite wide, like TGB's fanny or Darth's ares, while the tube from your roputer to the internet is quite narrow, like Monty's Mind.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:37, Reply)

the world explained in terms of OT

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:39, Reply)

Are you saying i need a new monty?
This was genius btw
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:40, Reply)

it depends.
8m is about average and you likely won't get better without moving house or switching to virgin.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:42, Reply)

in the olden days
we had 16k dial up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:34, Reply)

that's wales for you

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:35, Reply)

yeah it was last year

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:36, Reply)

I blame 'the cuts'

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:40, Reply)

somebody cut the piece of string that connects the Welsh National Tin Can to the internet.
nobody noticed for a week.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:43, Reply)

except me, trying to contact the outside world
and civilisation. Still trying
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:45, Reply)

*waves*
We're over here! to your east.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:46, Reply)

nope
no civilisation there.
Anyway, i should try and sleep now. Not due in until midday but i have important grown up responsible things i need to get in early for.

night
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:49, Reply)

boobs
me too.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:52, Reply)

night night
off to feed the babba and to bed!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:44, Reply)

pyjamas

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:45, Reply)

good night
hope you get to sleep
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:45, Reply)

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