You're going to get some super filthy sex on her birthday now.
That's a really good present.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It gets better, Monts
Her sisters have booked us a table at The Ivy on the evening of her birthday, but because said restaurant doesn't do any kind of pre-payment or voucher scheme they're just giving me the money. Is it dishonest to pretend I paid for the whole thing until after the grateful coitus?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)

A little, I fear.
The Ivy is great for seeing famous people but the food is slightly 'meh', I'm afraid
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Really?
'Meh' by the standards fo those who live and eat in London regularly or 'meh' by actual food standards?

She'll love the whole posh restaurant thing anyway, luckily. And their vegetarian options are impressive.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

The experience will be excellent, don't get me wrong.
The food is top notch and well executed but its fame stems from the cachet of going rather than the food, really. It's just slightly dull.

I've only been once and I saw Roger Moore. I could have had a bot dog for dinner and I'd still have been happy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Was he swinging on a luger?
Whoever I see in The Ivy, I shall ask them if they know you. Most famous people do, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

They definitely do.
However they know to respect my wish to remain low-key so they'll tell you they don't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I imagine their confusion might be genuine
if I ask them "do you know Monty Boyce? No I don't know his real name. You know, MONTY BOYCE"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Roger Moore?
Legend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)