You didn't see her
I'd rather be thought of as gay. In fact, I'd rather bang the last woman of her age to accuse me of bumderism. She might be ginger but at least she's rich
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hang right the fuck on.
Are you implying you'd actually 'do' Anne Robinson? Because that's really just .... disturbing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Gingers are grateful for whatever they can get
Rich + grateful = YACHT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

But - and I know I'm in no position to lecture - She's OLD
Her face has been botoxed into submission, but I bet her fanny is wrinklier than your balls.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I think what I originally said was that I'd rather shag her than the woman who accused me of being gay today
But now that I'm thinking about it, I'm rather warming to the notion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)