Why
do I puzzle you?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I find it very hard to believe that you are a new person
but you are being far too sensible to be a proper troll.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Honestly
"and I mean this most sincerely folks," I'm just someone who has lurked here for ages but never bothered signing up.

I'm not clever enough to be a troll. Besides, have you ever seen a bridge round these parts under which I could hide?

That bro of yours is some cook,byraway. Saw his drunken scots cook version of spanish omelette on links. I'll try that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:50, Reply)

How's the creepy matrix?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Well
I'm fucked if I know.

You wrote it, so why not tell the rest of us?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Oh dear, I've upset the creepy lurker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I doubt
you could upset anybody.

Get over yersel.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Alright buttercup

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

That's his famous Christmas dinner recipe.
You know, being as he's a miserable bastard who shuns human contact at that time of the year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Ah
I do the same except I can't cook.

Who's this cunt that can't spell Ruaridh?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Everyone else wishes b3th was dead, that's why

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Well
That was nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:46, Reply)

No worries, I'm being helpful today for a change

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

We're going to have fun next month, aren't we?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Totally, there's at least two others there who've been threatening to break my legs
:(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I'll bring a camera

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)