It's Friday night. Why are you here?
Or, if I'm on my own, why am I talking to myself?

What shall we do tonight?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 19:43, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm here, going camping again tomorrow so doing sod all tonight
thunderstorms overhead so might read some more Game of Thrones and get stoned.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Camping is for students and people with kids
and the Famous Five.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 19:53, Reply)

and gypsies, soldiers, evacuees etc

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Stop trying to make yourself look hard.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)

evacuees aren't hard, only poofs run away

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)

and larpers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I'm here!
I should be in a field in Derby, but I'm looking after the little dude.

isketch later? youtube disco?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)

iSketch sounds like a good idea
Might have to wait for some of the other boys and girls to turn up though.

I laughed at your last gaz. Sounds perfect!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 19:49, Reply)

yeah - was quite surprised
I've got some now and will try to give him some with a syringe later
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 19:50, Reply)

You just happen to have syringes lying around, eh?
What are you, Monty?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 19:52, Reply)

not that kind!
although they are for drugs. Delicious banana flavoured drugs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I used to get the delicious, banana flavoured medicine
Why do they make the grown-ups have pills instead? That's just no fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)

don't know
turns out guinea pigs get the nice stuff, too. When we're adults I guess we're meant to just MTFU
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Well, I don't wanna!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:14, Reply)

If anyone fancies Will from "The Inbetweeners"'s mum (Polly Mackenzie)...
....then here's a gift for you. From a film she did. NSFW Enjoy!

cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/belinda-stewart-wilson-all-that-way-for-love-cap-01.jpg
(Don Draper is, indeed, mad and a man., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I don't know who she is. Or indeed, who he is.
But I'm pretty sure I don't fancy her.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Damn!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)

I'm going to sit indoors and watch tele.
Booked flights to Krakow and Amsterdam, I am now poor.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

I'm here because I feel ill
and had to cancel drinks.

isketch later?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

There will be iSketch later
that's three of us in, at least. Better if we can get more to join in, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I would
but I need to go shortly.

Are you feeling better b3th? Meant to ask earlier.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I have discovered that Naprosyn is bloody good stuff.
Took two, zonked out for the whole afternoon.

You puzzle me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Why
do I puzzle you?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I find it very hard to believe that you are a new person
but you are being far too sensible to be a proper troll.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Honestly
"and I mean this most sincerely folks," I'm just someone who has lurked here for ages but never bothered signing up.

I'm not clever enough to be a troll. Besides, have you ever seen a bridge round these parts under which I could hide?

That bro of yours is some cook,byraway. Saw his drunken scots cook version of spanish omelette on links. I'll try that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:50, Reply)

How's the creepy matrix?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Well
I'm fucked if I know.

You wrote it, so why not tell the rest of us?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Oh dear, I've upset the creepy lurker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I doubt
you could upset anybody.

Get over yersel.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Alright buttercup

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

That's his famous Christmas dinner recipe.
You know, being as he's a miserable bastard who shuns human contact at that time of the year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Ah
I do the same except I can't cook.

Who's this cunt that can't spell Ruaridh?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Everyone else wishes b3th was dead, that's why

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Well
That was nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:46, Reply)

No worries, I'm being helpful today for a change

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

We're going to have fun next month, aren't we?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Totally, there's at least two others there who've been threatening to break my legs
:(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I'll bring a camera

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Oh b3th my darling, why is it that the good people get ill?
I'm feeling down in the dumps, I think I'm going to have a new flat to buy because the people I'm buying from didn't tell me about some works on the flat (refit all the roofs) which will cost me an additional £200/month on top of the mantainance... Why they didn't tell me is something I don't know, it's ovb that I would find out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Evening Gonz my dear.
The world is a bad and unjust place, that's all there is to it. There's no rhyme or reason. Rather like an X Factor hit song.
Will you still be looking in the same area?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I'm not sure, same ish area.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

who is phudbree?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

He claims not to be a puppet
Opinion is divided on the subject.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

fair enough, more nutters welcome.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Tell me
How the flying fuck can I prove I'm not a sockpuppet?

I'm just a long time lurker.

Not that I give a fuck, of course.

You are free to reach your own conclusions based on my posts or the whims of your imagination.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

send Rswipe a pick of your cock so she can start eliminating people.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I think
rswipe has had a variety of pustulous cock gazzes over the years and experience of at least three.

A pic of my pristine penis would confuse her no end
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

You may have to come round our houses indivually and make us all a cup of tea.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

It
would be a pleasure but only if expenses are included.

/pgtips
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I'm sorry, I like Tetley.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I reckon it's Noel.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Show your working:

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

The way he writes, it's a bit suave but not really,
shit at being a troll. It's nice so it's noel.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

If you were going to create a troll
why would you make a point of it being Scottish.

I may just give it up, and accept him as a real person.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)

"A bit suave"
By Christ, I've been called many things but "a bit suave" is beyond the pale. Maybe you should give Darth his account back.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I'm trying to be nice in case you are Noel as I like Noel.
If you are a real person you are creepy and probably wearing your mum's skin.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I am
not Noel 'though I agree he seems very pleasant.

I am not creepy, despite the fact that I'm wearing your mother's sequinned, mellifluous ball gown. And her trainers from the clubby book.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Ha
I really, really wish I had a 15 inch black rubber cock.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Is that you
that you Sydney?

Now I'm really confused.

Also, isn't Tetleys some hideous "London Ale?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Tetley is, or was, a bitter.
I used to drink it when I was a teenager.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I only
understand pints of heavy or lager.

All the rest is just "fuckin' pish."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)

If I were going to drink beer again
I like a nice pint of 80/-
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

It still is.
There's a lot of pubs in Leeds owned by the Tetleys brewery where you could get it at about £1.50/pint a few years ago (it's almost certainly gone up since then).
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Martine McCutcheon has just been on my telly
telling me 'It's summer and the weather's lovely'.

Martine McCutcheon is a lying bitch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

it's not been that bad here
bit of a shower earlier, but mostly sunny. I think the world's gone upside down
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

It's been fucking miserable here.
And raining, to boot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Evening all
I am desperately trying to resist the urge to go and buy choc ices from the sainsburys local. This has resulted in me getting dressed and putting my shoes on and putting my wallet in my pocket so far, fighting every step of the way so it's taken about 20 minutes. If I put my front door key in my pocket I'm doomed, so I'm holding out on that one.

What's iSketch?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Moving so close to Sainsburys has ruined you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I KNO RITE
Oh God they're calling me, the choc ices...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

iSketch is basically pictionary on the net.
It's fun. Me and Amberl completely pwned Jeff the other night.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I can't draw in real life
let alone with a mouse.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

can i play?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Definitely
Let me just go and start a room.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)

word

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

i had morrisons reduced ginger pudding
yuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I have custard slices in the fridge
I think I need to go get them. And a massive mug of tea. And some more painkillers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

NOT HELPING

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Oh, just go and get them. You know you're going to anyway.
I am such an enabler.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Damn you...
[rapidly departing footsteps]
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Ginger cake is excellent cake
I just had a chicken skewer which after nothing all day was pretty nice.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)

oh man, it's too late to justify drinking tea for me
if I'm ever going to reset my body clock.

oh - Boson seemed to quite like lucazade :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Boson is weird. Lucozade sucks.
I have caffeine-free tea for evening drinking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)

nah, is yummy
I've never really gone for caffiene free tea. Maybe I should one day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)

iSketch room set up
iSketch.net

If you haven't used it before, use your b3ta user name, don't need a password, choose the b3ta room from the list available.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)

*sits there alone*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)

installing a plug in
hold on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)

That was fun
Night all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 0:07, Reply)

totally
nighty night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Sleep well both of you
*insomnias*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 0:08, Reply)