I reckon it's Noel.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Show your working:

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

The way he writes, it's a bit suave but not really,
shit at being a troll. It's nice so it's noel.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

If you were going to create a troll
why would you make a point of it being Scottish.

I may just give it up, and accept him as a real person.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)

"A bit suave"
By Christ, I've been called many things but "a bit suave" is beyond the pale. Maybe you should give Darth his account back.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I'm trying to be nice in case you are Noel as I like Noel.
If you are a real person you are creepy and probably wearing your mum's skin.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I am
not Noel 'though I agree he seems very pleasant.

I am not creepy, despite the fact that I'm wearing your mother's sequinned, mellifluous ball gown. And her trainers from the clubby book.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Ha
I really, really wish I had a 15 inch black rubber cock.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)