4. You take a bunch of bananas and some chocolate buttons and a roll of foil. And you make desert for everyone on the barbie*, and then help yourself to all the other food that's there.

People always take too much food, working on the basis of 'take enough for yourself, plus the host(s) there is bound to be loads of spare food.

*Leave the skin on the 'nanas, cut them all the way down one side, stuff full of chocolate buttons, wrap in foil and leave them on the barbie for 5/10 mins for a warm chocolate and banana treat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 12:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hear you love to get your banana all chocolatey...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Feeling better now I take it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Yeah, managed to cope with some lunch and almost feeling human again
Not quite detracting from the fact I'm at work, but at least now I'm not at risk of vomiting over my keyboard.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Now Jeff, I hear what you're saying, but I just wanna point out to you the delight that is a blackened banana done the same way only with honey, nuts and ameretto or southern-comfort instead.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)