There's only one way to deal with this
Tell her you're not interested, you don't care about her plane ticket and that if she does turn up, you'll cunt-punch her.

This is excellent advice, whether for metaphorical situations or the real deal.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Thing is though, if the girl of my dreams comes out as not practical, then this girl I've settled with is the second best option that everyone would be happy with.
And I don't know if the girl of my dreams is really practical, I've only looked at her profile on the scale of things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)

go with your heart
that's what people always say in these circumstances. right? Going with your heart never goes wrong
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I've got a dilemma bigger than the one Gonz is facing.
Do I cook steak this evening or get a curry?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:48, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1335096
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I really think I'd love brighton, look at this ! I can wake up and see the sea while being naked in my room.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-30447964.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)