Ah! But self employment means you don't have to get up early tomorrow morning.
So good work TD!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've got an advertising campaign to write tomorrow
It's not all lying in bed scratching your bollocks you know.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:02, Reply)

That should form part of your advertising campaign.
*Landlords, spend more time in bed scratching your bollocks by using TD's property services*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:06, Reply)

That's roughly what my website says
I'll be creative tomorrow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:14, Reply)

creative bollock scratching

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:18, Reply)

If you had bollocks
You'd know how satisfying a good rummage is.

I can offer a service that allows Landlords a very good scrat indeed whilst I'm doing their legwork.

I get enough time to fiddle with my own parts.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:27, Reply)

what are you going to do for the lady landlords?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:29, Reply)

They can scratch my bollocks

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:36, Reply)