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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have just created an wonderful new disease
"Hepatits" by not checking my spelling correctly. This is currently in something that will be shown to the Scottish Government's Scientific advisory committee next week. How much is it worth for me to leave it spelt like that? I like the idea of some kind of seven-titted hydra.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:47, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I really, really like this

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)
would

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I imagine that to be a form of allergy-free mammary.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Or tits made from liver. Hmmmm. Livertits.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Like most Scottish Government documentation, no fucker will read it, so just leave it as it is
QED
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)
They'll be standing in front of me so they will fucking read it.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)
What?
So you're going to be sitting there, perhaps supping on a nice Cappucino and smoking a fag whilst His Holiness Sir Alex of Salmond will stand in front of you, reading your document - aloud?

POIDH.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Alex Salmond is fuck all use to anyone in this area.
It'll be Ann Glover and Nicola Sturgeon I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

in this area

to save you the trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Would you like a secretary to stop you making mistakes?
I'll do your typing and take your kilts to the cleaners and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Can you be paid in wine and lasagne?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Too right!
If you do hear of any terribly easy and not badly-paid jobs in Edinburgh, please let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

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