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I have just created an wonderful new disease
"Hepatits" by not checking my spelling correctly. This is currently in something that will be shown to the Scottish Government's Scientific advisory committee next week. How much is it worth for me to leave it spelt like that? I like the idea of some kind of seven-titted hydra.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:47,
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I really, really like this
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:48,
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would
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:48,
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I imagine that to be a form of allergy-free mammary.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:48,
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Or tits made from liver. Hmmmm. Livertits.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:50,
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Like most Scottish Government documentation, no fucker will read it, so just leave it as it is
QED
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:50,
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They'll be standing in front of me so they will fucking read it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:12,
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What?
So you're going to be sitting there, perhaps supping on a nice Cappucino and smoking a fag whilst His Holiness Sir Alex of Salmond will stand in front of you, reading your document - aloud?
POIDH.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:17,
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Alex Salmond is fuck all use to anyone in this area.
It'll be Ann Glover and Nicola Sturgeon I expect.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:20,
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in this areato save you the trouble.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:21,
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Would you like a secretary to stop you making mistakes?
I'll do your typing and take your kilts to the cleaners and that.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:23,
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Can you be paid in wine and lasagne?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:32,
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Too right!
If you do hear of any terribly easy and not badly-paid jobs in Edinburgh, please let me know.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:38,
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