There are occasions when anything more complicated is impossible

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Indeed
2 mins in the microwave - ding!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I live less than a minute away from a good greasy spoon.
Fuck cooking and clearing up my hangover breaskfast. Also to buy eggs, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes, bread, beans and black pudding would cost about fifteen fucking quid. It's better quality but if you're hanging, a £5 spent round the corner seems OK to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I'd have to put trousers on to go to a greasy spoon though
there are a couple within walking distance where I am now, so it might be worthwhile.

I do have sausage, bacon, black pudding, eggs and mushrooms in the house currently.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I'll be round in an hour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I'd rather put trousers on than stand over a stove and load a dishwasher when I am hung over.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)