As you said, welcome to the internet, where no one can hear your tone of voice.
Well, we're clearly doing this wrong, this seems almost like reasoned agreement. Can't have this.

Scabface!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I thought it was extreme enough that it would be obvious
sometimes things need to be discussed sensibly. Not often though.

My face is prickling. The pox has done weird things to my nerves. Occasionally it feels like water is dripping on my face or something.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I suppose so.
it's hard to tell, the same statement from Swipey would probably have been sincere, and from Monty who knows, I can never tell how much of his cuntishness is genuine.

Sadtimes on the face, now long til the ritual shackling? Have you thought of covering it with your beard, kind of a 'comb-up' if you will?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)

true.
it's on the 10th, so have a while. The scabs will have gone, I might just be left a bit scarred and blotchy, but hopefully not too bad.

Fortunately my bieberesque fringe will cover a goodly portion, and my beard and sidies most of the rest. only trouble spot will be my right cheek, which is unfortunately where the worst of it is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I'm sure if you borrowed some of the missus foundation for the day no one would think any less of you.....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)

hopefully it won't come to that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Apart from everyone on here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

some days I can see where Chompy's whole "that's the joke" thing comes from.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

"oh no! the people on the internet think less of me!"
not exactly a big concern
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:46, Reply)