She loves it.
Almost as much as she loves me hiding round the house and then jumping out on her and screaming. I think the sentence I've most heard in the world is "I'm going to have a heart attack if you keep doing that".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I just did it now.
"Do you want me to end up in an early grave?" is what she said this time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Poor cow.
She's suffered enough.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)

At the very least, he should put on a Scottish accent and say
'Mother, I will scream at you on my first whistle! 3-2-1 *whistles*'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Nah she loves it.
I told her I'm going to get more elaborate with my jumping out from behind things from now on, and she should expect fireworks, balloons and me on a unicycle next time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)