If you spell and punctuate every post correctly for an entire month I shall do that very thing,
after first signing over my organs to Edmund for medical research. I will then fly through the air and travel through time.

All you have to do is use correct Enlish for 30 days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

English or Enlish?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Enlish.
A language I made up - so you have no chance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I could arrange for your petard to be unhoisted if you like, chap.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Thanks awfully.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)