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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello again boys and girlsHad to nip out for a bit there. I reckon there's not much more embarrassing than having to walk into the supermarket last thing before it closes, just to buy one bottle of whiskey. You should have seen me doing my best 'I'm not an alcoholic, honest' face at the checkout.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:04,
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You need to use the offy for the last-minute bottle of spirits.And ask them to 'wrap it in a bit of paper for you'.
That'll convince them that you're off to a swanky drinks party. A swanky drinks party that starts at 9pm.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:15,
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but the whiskey he wanted was cheap at the supermarket!(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:18,
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Then spend the money you've saved on a 'value' bottle gift-wrap bag thing.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:19,
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