Morten Harket is 'The Luggage'?
WHO KNEW?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:25, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You got me.
I'm really a Norwegian living off my royalties.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)

EXACTLY
Plus his face keeps getting ever weirder.

Plastic surgery is for chumps kids.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Dude looks like Patrick Swayze.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)

What, dead?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Christ, there's always one.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

One what fuck nugget?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

One smart-arse, pisslips.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)

there are many many more i promise, you twat burger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Aerosmith's homo-erotic Ghost-themed classic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)

hahahhaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

HAhahahah
This deserved a reply of sorts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

it got one spastic

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Look at the time signature you retard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

man you're touchy
are you not getting enough love?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Actually I'm fine...just a bit bored
but you called me a spastic i called you a retard, seems fair...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

fair enough
I've been basically alone and confined to my house for almost two weeks. I'm surprised it's taken this long for cabin fever to set in.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)

i hate being stuck at home
Surely you can go for a wander, aim for the canal if you feel you'll look out of place in 'normal'society
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I will do so tomorrow
I haven't felt up to it so far.

The canal is a pretty long walk from here though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

last year i was the only person to go to my friends brthday 'party'
as she had mumps. i was positive I'd had it as a youngster and was immune...i didn't have it as a youngster :s
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

nasty
I feel like it would have been useful for my mum to share with me that they were never sure if I'd had it or not.

Turns out it was when we were on holiday, and I had some kind of rash thing for a couple of days...

That'll be a no then mother, thanks.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)

His wife's just had a baby.
She's either still very sore downstairs, or he's given up as it's like throwing a chip up the Champs Elysees.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

i paid for an extra stitch ;)
She's like a 12 year old down there now

/pete
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)

*Pulls up deckchair and opens popcorn*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

If this was Chomp and Foxtrot
I'd be thinking "here we go again" at this point.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I'm not really into feuds, no one is that offensive
well Al maybe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I don't think either of us are serious enough about things to have a feud
I'm disappointed recently that some on here appear to have taken some things I've said seriously.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I was going to post something similar
but then I thought I'd better give you a chance at least once today.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Your magnanimity is remarkable.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Just send the tenner in the post.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:07, Reply)

hahaha

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

IF INDEED THAT IS FUNNY

( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

It so nearly scans, too.
"Dude looks like a Swayze"
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)