You should rent it out to seven different b3tans,
one for each night of the week. I often need a place in London for one night a week and I can't go picking up men in bars anymore just to get a bed for the night, I'm much too tired.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If you planned things better the night before and got Captain to get up in the night to look after the small person.
You'd have enough energy to go out on the pull for those nights you need a room.

It's all about the planning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Chance'd be a fine thing.
He's in bed now while I'm cleaning the kitchen with a sleeping one year old on my front in a sling.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

You sound like a terrible mother.
How on earth did you let your child dislocate her shoulder so badly that she'd need a sling.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

If we could get midget ones, I could totally set up webcams and make a few quid.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)