Fucking hell PJ
why should people like me and Swipey, who work really hard for our livings, be paying MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF TAX to subsidise you and your family when you never did anything for me?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I tell you what though
if you send one of your kids round to do my cleaning, I'll pay them 3 shiny pounds.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I have a chimney that needs sweeping
(not a euphemism)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

And if they give you 2 shiny pounds back
you'll let them leave
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)