It's for Internet Hardnuts, Kroney.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Plus he'll see all the spicy poos coming out, and he'll think they are actual poos
and he'll get all excited and try and stick them up his bottom and he'll end up burning himself.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Exactly.
I don't want to be responsible for that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I have no witty comeback to this.
So I'm just going to stand here looking slightly ashamed instead.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

No it's fine
Piston invited me round his house to have a go on his supercar and supermodels. He might even take me for a helicopter ride.

I expect there'll be a slightly awkward meeting with swipe in the morning as I'm getting there just as she's leaving, but otherwise I'm sure it'll be fine.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

She doesn't leave that early
She doesn't get out of bed for less than 10 thousand pounds.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)