Lolz aside do come.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Check in at the hotel's from 2pm
so it would work out rather nicely.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Which hotel are you staying at?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Some grotty little place called the City View.
It's in Bethnal Green.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

You know, this is since my best and oldest internet friend
decided that I was too much of a risk to her lady-friends to kip round hers.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

That BITCH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I NO RITE

( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:21, Reply)

She's actually just jealous
because of all the other "ladies" staying round at hers, she knows they would all be taking in turns to ride your cock and she wouldn't get a look in. Except for literally looking into her living room while a succession of drunk sweaty autistic girls bounce up and down on your engorged phallus. And then one of them would shut the door as she was putting them off.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

No, she'll be too busy trying to persuade
her rich, powerful and definitely-not-gay boyfriend to not have a go on me too.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Ah well it'll be a walk 'home' afterwards, at least.
Have you been innoculated against lice and AIDS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

My tetanus is up to date
the rest I'm leaving to the winds of Fate.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

And the smell or raw sewage.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

And being agressively bumraped by the Nigerian landlord at 5am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Ah Londres
city of dreams.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:24, Reply)