It's a pain in the arse but I'm proud to be left-handed nevertheless.
My surname is a term for left-handedness in the Borders and our clan has 3 in 10 left-handers, as opposed to the normal 1 in 10. Our castle had the spiral staircases going the opposite way from normal for this reason. I'm the only proper one in my family - I'm really pleased that my daughter is too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:29, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I choose to read 'proper one in my family'
As 'proper Benny in my family'

Therefore, you've called your daughter a Benny.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I choose to read every single thing you post, ever, as
'I am an African Bum Cleaner'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)

And you'd be right.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Speaking of surnames and their meanings.
Me and my mates were absolutely delighted to find out that Kennedy, the surname of our mate who's the butt of all our jokes, means 'ugly head'. So if you know anyone with the surname Kennedy, this piece of information should come in handy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

No Kennedy had a more ugly head than that spastic JFK after someone shot him in the face.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)

This is true.
I just googled Kennedy meaning, I love the description on one site. "Definition: Ugly head; one who had an ugly head", as if ugly head on it's own wasn't adequate enough.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I have known that for years
much to the dismay of a girl I have known for a long time who has recently rejoined my extended group of friends whose name is Catherine Uglyhead
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Your surname is Monghand?
I shouldn't, I'm left-handed like the rest of off-topic. Only freaks and spastics are right-handed OT regulars.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)