I can make a really good spliff.
and I am better than anyone I've ever met at making bongs out of household objects.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

My pal Stuart aquired a diamond-tipped drillbit for glass
and for a month or two turned out some superb devices, including one using a wine bottle and the top of a hurricane lamp, which was a bong for smoking hot knives through.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I always wanted one of those.
I have some drillbits for tiles, they might work

the main thing with a bong though is that you need to have the mouthpiece big enough to fit your mouth inside, so you inhale smoke, rather than suck it. Helps prevent Bonger's Cough.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

God, hot knives.
Not done these for years, time was, I'd start the day with a few.
Getting old :(
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I used to use the old Victorian curling tongs and a blowtorch.
Scared the shit out of a few people at university.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I had a milk bottle, for over 5 years, and never cleaned it.
It absolutely REEKED. Then some stoned fucker droopped it.
We had a funeral for it though, and buried the remnants in the garden, with some Columbian seeds planted over it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)