I am a good singer, whistler, cook, fixer of problems and I have almost nothing in the way of a gag reflex.
Giz a job.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Mine has got better ; )

( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Well done, young Blouse.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Fanku!
*prouds*
( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I have no need of a problem fixer, since that's my game.
A singer I could use, though.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

What, like, just following you sound singing?
What problames do you fix?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Mechanical, technical or otherwise practical problames.
I'm well gud wiv moi 'ands, luv.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

giz a job.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)

You can follow me around, singing my praises.
What would you prefer, bard or skald? I think skald is less faggy, but it might require you to grow a beard.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Bard.
I don't know much about that skald business but it sounds less colourful. And more beardy.
I am also good at proofreading and taking things to the dry-cleaners.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)