I got drunk & lost my glasses last week
they were only a few months old, cost £250, and had been bought to replace another pair that I lost when drunk.

This getting drunk is an expensive business.

Other than that I don't lose stuff much. Other than braincells.
( broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Also, I didn't lose stuff when dj'ing but I was forever yanking headphone cables out of their sockets
Shit needs a re-design, yo
( broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

My piece de resistance was the classic
'take the record that is still playing off the deck', man, I was so fucking good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Yup
also getting into a track whilst chemically enlightened and completely forgetting that, y'know, you're meant to play another one afterwards.
( broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Ah yes, another of my 'techniques'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

*professional dj FIVES*

( broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

"professional"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

*misses*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I did that.
I was walking home drunk through the park and tripped over, they went flying. I was reduced to wearing out of date disposable contact lenses. I wouldn't recommened it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I'm using an old pair of glasses that are a different prescription to what I have now
if I fall hands first into the chest of a lady, that's my excuse
( broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

God damn, I wish I'd thought of that.
Instead I'm not allowed within 100 yards of that Swimming Pool anymore.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)