Having moved stuff from old place to new
I appear to have mislaid a slotted spoon and a wooden spatula. It's really annoying as it's only a small flat and I'm almost certain they were there the first week I moved in.

I shall probably find them again just as I move out.

Some evenings I misplace a couple of bottles of wine, it's a complete mystery where they go.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have a look in those Amazon storage boxes you wouldn't fucking shut up about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

One post, you obsessed stalker
they might have been stolen by a peripheral member of an obscure band from the last 40 years, so if you could ask everyone you know that should cover that angle.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

One day it's boxes, the next day it's envelopes
There's a definite pattern to your postings LIC, if only I could put my finger on what that is ...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Checked your post yet?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)

How do you misplace a couple of bottles of wine?
They seem like something that would be hard to lose due to their size. Do you have Alzheimers?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I wish he did.
Then hopefully he'd forget his password for B3ta.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Not really, Lighty!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

OK, really. I lied.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I'm sure you're looking forward to no longer reading my posts
when they fling you in debtors prison.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It's the one positive I can see in the whole affair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)