Oh man, did I miss willies?
I miss all the fun. Somebody has to show me their willy, just to make up for my disappointment.

In our house, it's mr b3th who loses things. And by 'things', I mean 'every bastard thing he every has in his hands' (no innuendo intended).
Seriously, every ten minutes it's "b3th! Find my [insert name of random item]!"
Said item is usually either under a piece of paper, or right out in the open, but just out of his direct line of sight. Drives me fucking insane.

Also, my marbles.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*gaz's a pic of my willy*

(McChinaman banned, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Going the opera this weekend, Craig?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Ooh, is that Mr. Colclough?
I broke my wrist recently, perhaps he can totally fuck it up for me before taking me out on his Fighter Plane to the North Pole.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I'm off for my lunch.
I have very sore guts so I'm only having soup. Woe is me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

You should ask to see Gonz's willy, rumour has it that it is enormous

( broadsword, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)