Anyone up for a bit of work? We got some going and I know a few people are always on the look out.
Work: Data entry in regards to bikes on a new website, mostly removing duplicates.
Time: 9-5, Thurs 8th, Fri 9th and mon-friday next week.
Cash: £10/hour
Where: Farringdon (EC1)

Gaz me for any more details. It's a good foot-in-the-door for a totally awesome sports media company too.

Please popular page this. No mongs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:54, 81 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If I didn't already have a job
was in London and wasn't on honeymoon next week I'd be all over this.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)

At a guess this will only attract shut in mongs

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:02, Reply)

It seems to be working.


Edit: Bugger, I've just realised the inevitable implication of this not very cutting response.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I figured you to be more than just data entry

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)

You know there's more to meet the eye.
It's why you love me so much.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Listen, I have no desire to meet you at an undisclosed train station in order for you to suck me off, popular though that past time might be on b3ta

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Probably for the best
You wouldn't be able to afford the amount of Vodka you'd need to buy me first.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:08, Reply)

There's this guy usually outside my house (not my dad lol) who reminds me of you, he's mostly passed out with a plastic bottle of white lightening used as an impromtu pillow
A work of genius
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Where you live sounds lovely...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

It's like posh and everything
the local derro's 'add character'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:18, Reply)

if this was back in 1998
when I was looking for a job in London I'd be all over this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:07, Reply)

A Touch of Frosting

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Anyone looking for a sidekick?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Alright SoulBowl

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:11, Reply)

SSSH it's me, Bobby, I'm back on a secret mission, DO NOT BLOW MY COVER.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:13, Reply)

LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S BOBBY!!
HI BOBBY HOW'S IT GOING?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Oops! Soz Bobz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

All good ta, looking for flights to America and it was so dull I had to stop.
I have a package heading your way Mr B. It's full of used needles and duck crap.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

That's brilliant.
I smoked the last of my duck crap only last night.

It was......GOOD SHIT!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Stop it, I'm quacking up.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Oh man I should 'bill' you for that joke!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I only accept gold(eneye)
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

True story, I know a Niel Grayson.
Is your initials ADC, so I know who ADC is on FB ? If so, I love your profile picture, it looks like a gangster heavy holding the mob boss's daughter wishing it was a burger of the same size.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Yeah that's my NEPHEW!I am having another middle name added so I can be ACDC
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Alright Bob, come on dish the dirt, how many gazzez did you receive begging you to return as 'the place wouldn't be the same without you'?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:17, Reply)

A mahoosive zero. I was trying life without b3ta and it included two suicide attempts and an attemped wildlife assualt. Did you miss me Rory?

*crosses fingers*
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I have anger issues Bobby and low self worth, how can I miss anyone if I hate myself so?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Oh God, I wish you were all dead.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Do you want to skype me and we can wank and cry at each other?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I'll wear my robin costume.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

bobbyDick, are you still coming to the pier?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Soz man, no msn messenger, facebook, skye, text messaging or any real communication from me
If I see anyone in the street that I know I'm ace at making my escape undetected.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I'm going to hold your hand at the pier.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I can't wait to meet you guys!!
Me and CQ should really travel down together, I'm waiting on his gaz
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I'll be wearing the kiss me quick hat and a cheeky grin.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Already got a job thanks.
Although if I can tele-work, I'd be all over this like Gonzo on a Chinese.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Nah', 'fraid not, has to be in-house.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Oh man, deja vu

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)

No thanks.
That's pleb-money /Swipe.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Woah, not just Swipe.
I'm not doing anything that doesn't pay at least 5 times that and I'm hardly rolling in it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

woah!
I got paid £9 an hour when I started teaching and I considered myself rolling in it (previously I'd been on minimum wage)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Oh, totally.
I'm just saying Swipe's hardly the only person here wouldn't work for that little given their current situation. I'm sure there are lots that would, too, but that doesn't change the point.

Oh gods, it sounds like I'm defending her and that feels all levels of wrong. It's been a long day.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Good day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:41, Reply)

*doffs cap*
I've still got a cuntload of work to do before I can leave, Monters. Sad times.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I have too, but eff that shit yo.
I did 11hrs yesterday so bollocks to it.

The call of the MDs is ringing in my ears and cannot be denied.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

rack 'em up and snort them down, old boy.
fuck, as you so rightly put it, that shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I won't let you down.
See ya later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

laters.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:57, Reply)

there's a definite frisson between the two of you of late.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:43, Reply)

She's just desperate for me, CQ
who wouldn't be?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

If they aren't, they're lezzers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Do you pay tax if you only earn £10 per hour?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

after the first 300 hours, yeah.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Fuck that then.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I don't think there is 300 hours work there though

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

If you could pay my daily commute to Farringdon, and If I didn't have a job, I'd do it.
You would have to buy me lunch too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:02, Reply)

While we're at it, how about if I make the wages £1000/hour too?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:13, Reply)

we are so middle class on here

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I'm not middle class.
Just well off working class.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Course you are.
I'm the king of Albania, too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

The only point I conceed is being that well off.
I save money every month. That makes me, in my working class opinion, well off.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

the real test of class is the type of soup you eat

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Nah, it's which way you wipe your arse.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:02, Reply)

With an empty soup container.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Real 'working' class will just sit there and shit themselves whilst watching Corrie on their 60inch Plasma

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I don't watch corrie and my telly has a CRT

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Can't be proper working class then eh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

New Covent Garden soup of the month.
If it is on special offer.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:02, Reply)

www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/crunchy/the-new-soup-social-system/

lower - middle, middle class
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I do all four depending on the scenario
analyse that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I'm going to need a grant

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Send me a full RPC form.
I'll see what I can do.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)

let me guess
I get half a day to write a proposal, or is that just for welsh grants?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Not just Welsh, no
sometimes you get a whole week.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I'm going Aldi soup in a tin from now on.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I'm saying you aren't working class.
Do you work down t'pit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

He reads the Star

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:05, Reply)

depends if he reads it ironically or just for the tits.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Not the Morning Star either
Just the Star, it don't get more working class than that. Tits and fannys and big brother and wot him from eastenders is doin
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)

You lot don't understand my working class pain.
I read the Telegraph, if I find one on a train.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Thatcher murdered the working class, their successors are the long term no interest in ever working unemployed
You're aspirational lower middle class and don't you forget it.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:11, Reply)