Yeah well I ate four whole cows
and then drank 450 pints and never even broke a sweat.

Then I beat up* Jeff Capes with one hand.


*don't bother with a strikethrough you witless cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bollocks
I saw you chuck after a corner shop sarnie and ONE can of Carlsberg Export.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It was TWO CANS ACTUALLY so ha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I'm assuming Jeff Capes works in some call centre somewhere
whereas Geoff Capes now breeds budgies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Good one, 'Cow.
You tell the twat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

*rumbled face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

He's bred budgies for years - long before he gave up 'sport'
*may know quite a lot about budgies*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Wasn't he a copper.
Or peado?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

No, you're thinking of 'you'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Fuck off, I'm not a copper.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Yes he was a copper.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)